This here story/tale/legend is about a time when the big green gentleman/bruiser/behemoth, the Hulk, was in a real pickle/predicament/bind. See, there was this whole lotta smog/fog/haze hangin' around that made things real blurry/confusing/muddy. The Hulk, he didn't know what to do/was gettin' all riled up/couldn't see straight, and started smashin

Well gang, get ready for a sight the maddest show on earth! It's our pal the Incredible Hulk and he's gone bonkers hitting blinker.com on the blinkers. This time won't believe your eyes. Those diminutive lights are gonna be go wild faster than a rocket ship. Brace yourselves 'cause this is one show you won't wanna sleep through. Watch out for fly